Sunday, 25 November 2007

Pop Culture Will Fight Itself (1)

Who would win this head-to-head match? He-Man...

...or Machete?

He-Man has one half of a Power Sword and the Power of Greyskull on his side.

Machete has a lot of machetes. And throwing knives. And a nice coat and vest combo to hold it all.

He-Man gets around on a large Battle Cat.

Machete has a motorbike with a minigun on the front.

He-Man was once played by musclebound engineering graduate and former Punisher Dolph Lundgren. He seems like a nice chap. Though in one movie he played a horrible boxer who killed Apollo Creed, which is egregious.

Machete is played solely by Danny Trejo, who I have heard through an internet acquaintance is a very very nice man who has helped people escape delinquent childhoods.

So, who will win this impossible fight? You decide!!!


Chrissy said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Chrissy said...

Removed because she's big old doofus...

Danny Trejo: the man always seems to have soul, deep dark soul. He does menaching really well. He's got chops.

Dolph Lundgren: Muscles. Blonde hair. Dated Grace Jones AND Brigette Nielsen.

Danny Trejo in a landslide.